1) I am so tired, it feels as if my brain is leaking out and the soles of my feet are going to detach themselves.
2) I aten't dead.
(No, really, it is entirely possible that I might eventually submit art. Maybe.)
3) I managed to locate a scanner that can scan watercolours without completely ruining them. I have an access to said scanner.
4) It is possible to miss three buses in a row despite being at the bus stop in time, if you sneeze at the wrong time.